(chorus) Hey La Di Da Di/ Hey La Di Da Di Day/ Hey La Di Da Di/ I need a Port-o-potty./ I just finished eating chow/ I need a Port-o-potty now/ Think I got a heavy load/ and I'm ready to explode./ (repeat chorus) As I went I held my breath/ And found there's no more T.P. left/ So I improvised a scheme/ I used a torn-up magazine./ (repeat chorus) I don't want to make a scene/ But I just drank two canteens/ Here comes a golden stream/ Hope my underwear stays clean./ (repeat chorus) I look down in that hole just once/ and I nearly lost my lunch/ 'Cause I've just been informed/ That someone's been eating corn./ (repeat chorus) Once I got inside the stall/ I read graffiti on the wall/ I saw this girls name once or twice/ Hey wait, that girl's my wife!/ (repeat chorus) I was in a Port-o-Jon/ I had some trash that should be gone/ I'll lift the lid and push it through/ Whoops! There went my wristwatch too./ (repeat chorus) Once I took this girl with me/ 'Cause she's a Port-o-potty freak/ I took her for a wild ride/ 'til that thing tipped on it's side./ (chorus) Hey La Di Da Di/ Hey La Di Da Di Day/ Hey La Di Da Di/ I need a Port-o-potty./ I just finished eating chow/ I need a Port-o-potty now/ Think I got a heavy load/ and I'm ready to explode./ (repeat chorus) As I went I held my breath/ And found there's no more T.P. left/ So I improvised a scheme/ I used a torn-up magazine./ (repeat chorus) I don't want to make a scene/ But I just drank two canteens/ Here comes a golden stream/ Hope my underwear stays clean./ (repeat chorus) I look down in that hole just once/ and I nearly lost my lunch/ 'Cause I've just been informed/ That someone's been eating corn./ (repeat chorus) Once I got inside the stall/ I read graffiti on the wall/ I saw this girls name once or twice/ Hey wait, that girl's my wife!/ (repeat chorus) Once I took this girl with me/ 'Cause she's a Port-o-potty freak/ I took her for a wild ride/ 'til that thing tipped on it's side./ (repeat chorus)