Around the desert i drove a tan HMMMVVV I drove in the desert when it was hot as hell And if you ask me why the hell i drove it Because i singed up. I singed up Yes My retarded Ass Signed Up, Signed,up I signed up and they sent me far away. In the middle of desert I jumped out the back of good to go airplane. And if you asked me why the hell i did it. I do it for the keg, I get with my jump pay. I signed Up repeat I singed Up repeat Yes My retarded ASS Signed Up And got sent away I'm pulling guard in the hot ass desert. And if you asked me why the hell I'm out here Because the country is dry and i was in my hoouch getting shit faced\ I signed up repeat Yes I signed up retard My Retarded Ass signed And got sent far far away