O' Hail, O' Hail, O' Infantry How do you spell "11B" You couldn't pass your S.A.T. The Queen of Battle Infantry O' Hail, O' Hail, O' Army Cook I wonder how many lives you took I want to eat but I don't wanna look The finest US Army Cook O' Hail, O' Hail, O' M.I. Corps The battle starts and you're out the door Fighting is something that you'll ignore The US Army M.I. Corps O' Hail, O' Hail, O' Army Medic I came to you with a raging headache Your Motrine wonder-drug is a relic I.V. and bandages -- Army Medic O' Hail, O' Hail, O' M.P. Why do you keep harrassing me Yes, you are tough this I can see Coffee and donuts -- M.P. O' Hail, O' Hail, Artillery Why do your shells keep hitting me? You shoot at things that you can't even see The "Lock and Load" - Artillery O' Hail, O' Hail, O' Army Clerk Your playing games and avoiding work This mile of paperwork you shirk Solitare Ranger -- Army Clerk