Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Privates three. Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) What merry men are we! but none so fair that we can compare to the Airborne Infantry! Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Corporals three. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Sergeants three. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his El Tee's three. What do I do now? Said the El Tee. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Captains three. Who's gonna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain What do I do now? Said the El Tee. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Majors three. I need a bigger desk said the major. Who's gonna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain What do I do now? Said the El Tee. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Colonels three. When can I play golf? Said the Colonel. I need a bigger desk said the major. Who's gonna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain. What do I do now? Said the El Tee. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (Chorus) Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he. He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Generals three. Keep those Privates straight! Said the Generals When can I play golf? Said the Colonel. I need a bigger desk said the major. Who's gonna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain. What do I do now? Said the El Tee. Left right left said the Sergeant. I need a three day pass said the Corporal Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates. (chorus) (chorus)