1. The soldier was looking at the orange juice for almost 20 minutes in the shopette because the bottle said "concentrate" 2. My soldier is so stupid that he calls me to ask me for my phone number... 3. The soldier put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to "make up her mind" 4. The soldier tried to put the M&M's in alphabetical order... 5. My soldier send me a fax with a 39cent stamp on it... 6. the soldier tried to drown a fish... 7. The soldier was trap in the Comissary and die hungry... 8. The Commo soldier got entangled with a wireless phone... 9. The soldier ask for a price in an "all for a dollar" Pawn shop... 10. The soldier thought that Meow Mix was a cat CDs... 11. When the soldier heard that 90% of the crimes occurs around homes he moved... 12. When the soldier missed Bus #44 he got in the bus #22 twice to get where he wanted to go...